Sean Daniel Shortwinter
The author of this post,
Sean, is a bit of recluse...sad
He lives here, high atop a lonely, drafty mountain. Sean last had a visitor in 1992, and that guy just had the wrong address.
Sean isn't insane...exactly. Just a bit off. You know, slightly mental.
Remember Steve Martin's retarded Ruprecht character in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels? That's pretty damn close.
Ah, yes, now you are starting
to get the picture.
If you feel that you absolutely must get a hold of him, he doesn't mind a bit....as long as you are nice and don't call him names.
Sean can be reached at email@example.com
Or you can call him at 352-470-5048.
If you do ring him up, however, remember - please don't call him names, he doesn't like that. Also, it's not very nice.